Wednesday, April 8, 2015
And so it was that the diviners did predict a might cataclysm would befall the land. Not one to believe such heretical blasphemy, The One True Spence did decide, of His own accord, and not because He had been told, to prepare for the coming storm. Entering the store, soon it became apparent that The One True Spence was not the only one who was woefully unprepared. Fighting the crowds, He was able to acquire provisions, which he then took to His home. And then not a damn thing happened. Not so much as a sprinkle. Praise be to Spence!