My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Honesty; Never A Good Idea
And so it was that The One True Spence decided to be honest. And lo! did it bite Him square in the ass. And so it was that he sought new employment, and sayeth He "Lie, my flock, lie out your asses until there is no air in your lungs, lie until your hearts give out, and, above all NEVER TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH!" Praise be to Spence!