Thursday, December 11, 2014

One More Link

The One True Spence was struck by a thought both profound and wise. Verily, it was this thought that would light the way for the nations of the world. War would cease. Hunger would be satisfied. Disease would be healed. Enemies would become friends. Not great friends, but friendly acquaintances. As he pulled up his browser to blog this most profound and wise thought, the One True Spence was distracted by Reddit. To Himself He thought “I can check Reddit, it won’t take long.” Hours later, He jolted up, recalling His task. Grabbing pen and paper, he wrote...nothing. Full was His mind of kittens and memes, devoid of wisdom. And then He spoke, saying “Damn. That was a really good idea. Oh well.” Praise be to Spence!

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