Sunday, December 7, 2014

Not Even Close

It happened that the One True Spence did seek to impart his knowledge of finance to the youth of the city. He entered the academy, and there did meet with several of the brightest students. The question was posed to them “How many years do you think the One True Spence hath experienced?” There was much contemplation amongst them, when one did cry out “38!” And yea, though He wore a Cosby-esque sweater, He could scarce believe their reply! Praise be to Spence. (Really though, 38?!)

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