Monday, December 1, 2014

It's A Love-Hate Thing

And lo, it was prophesied that there would come such a time that the world would end. This time shall be a terror; the mountains shall crumble, the oceans shall boil, Netflix will stop working, and time shall move no faster than it does at 4:00 Friday afternoon. These terrible events shall be set to the musical stylings of Pitbull; verily ye shalt know the true fury of the One True Spence. Yet, weep not! For all those who walk in His footsteps, all true Spencetronauts, they shall be saved, given earplugs with which to survive this horrible end. Such is the fury of the One True Spence. Such is the mercy of the One True Spence. Fear Him! Praise Him! Do them both!

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