Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Verily, It Was A Wondrous Place
It was not until His hanger had been appeased, and He was quite entertained that the One True Spence did leave the company of the drag queens. He returned to the Turntpike, and did not long travel before His eyes beheld a great wonder. Rising up in front of Him, there it stood, mighty, blue, perfect. Fighting back tears, the One True Spence did journey up the ramparts, and with much joy in His heart, He entered the Ikea. And. It. Was. Good. Praise be to Spence!