My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Sleeping Spence, Roaring Tiger
Lo! From His slumbers did a terrible noise wake the One True Spence. Verily, soon He realized that, lo, ‘twas a snore so mighty that He doth startled Himself awake. Such is the fury of the One True Spence.