My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Monday, November 10, 2014
On Tribulation, and On Gratification
And it was that the day was long, the trials maddening. With every soul He encountered, the One True Spence did fight to resist the urge of bashing his very head upon the rocks. And so it was, until He sat to break bread and behold! His suffering was not for naught; He was rewarded with not one, but two pizzas, for the price of one! Surely, as we walk in His ways, we too shall reap the rewards!