My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Friday, November 21, 2014
Nay, That Be Illegal
And so it came that a man approached the One True Spence. He did say “teacher, might I alter the payment line on this check, so that you might cash it for me?” Lo, did the One True Spence speak, and He sayeth “nay, that ye shall not do, because that is fraud, and it’s illegal, and you just fucking told me you were going to do it.” Glory to Spence.