My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Monday, November 17, 2014
God Dammit Susan
And so it was that the One True Spence was listening to a wise professor speak. And as that Professor spake, so to did the student who knew nothing, but who believed she knew all. And so it was that the One True Spence did think to Himself “Shut the fuck up Susan, nobody asked you a damn thing.” And so it shall be that all Spencetronauts who seek to live in His image shall never be a Susan.