My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Confined and Afraid
And lo, did He sit, listening in terror to the sounds that issued forth from the stall next to His; He could neither guess, nor did He wish to know, what the fuck was going on over there. It was that day that He swore never to use a public restroom again. Praise be to Spence.