My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Monday, November 3, 2014
On Food. And Drink. And Food.
As he sat, the One True Spence did begin to speak. And He spoke on many things. He spoke of food, and when and how one should break bread. “A man need only food and drink to live. He shall need no more than these. Me, I can eat every meal from a vending machine. So that’s pretty cool.” So spake the One True Spence, but to no one was He heard, as there were none gathered at his feet. And it was good.