Thursday, November 20, 2014

And Into His Presence They Came. Then Back Out. Then Back In. Then Out...

It came to pass that the One True Spence sought solitude in which to study, but lo! it was not to be. It just so happened that those sharing the room with him sought to test His divine patience. One after another, they left the room, banging the door open, allowing it to slam back into place. After seventy eight times in one fucking hour, the One True Spence could bear it no longer. He left them, saying “Nope, fuck y’all. No salvation for you.” Praise be to Spence.

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