And so he did travel the length of the Turntpike; though the snow did fall, and the winds did blow, He braved the elements, for His was a divine endeavour. It was only after hours of travel that He arrived, exhausted; throwing open the doors, He was welcomed by many queens. But lo! these were no queens of men, but men that were queens! It was then that He realized, when in the company of drag queens, nothing is what it seems. Plus, there was brunch. And it was good.