My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Sunday, November 9, 2014
It came to pass that the One True Spence was enjoying a feast. There was much food, drink, and excellent company. All was good. The man preparing the meal then did challenge the One True Spence, and lo!, did he accept the challenge. And so it was that the One True Spence, stuffed from a night of feasting, did throw open his mouth and catch the delicious shrimp hurled hence. And it was good.