My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Friday, October 31, 2014
The Return Home
And so it came to be that the One True Spence prepared to return to his home. He once again travelled the length of the Turntpike. The journey was long, the way full of trials. And lo, did the One True Spence spake, and sayeth He “Fuck! Why the fuck did you cut me off?! Bitch!” These are the words of the One True Spence.