My life as an average, everyday god. Behold the glory of The One True Spence.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
No Relief From Being Relieved
It happened to be that the One True Spence desperately needed to relieve himself. After a frantic decision, He made for the nearest restroom. Upon entering, he promptly turned and left, as the stall was already occupied. Even for one so revered as He, it is impossible to go when another man is doing his business. Praise be to Spence.